Student Beat!

A:"Kachcha doodh pi raha hai?" (Are you drinking raw milk?)
B:"Haan! Kyun?" (Yes! why?)
A:"Usse Julab hota hai!" (It gives you loose motions!)
B:"Kya baat kar raha hai?" (Are you serious?)
A:"Kafi logon ko hua hai hostel mein!" (There are live cases in the hostel!)
B:"Fir Achcha hua 12 rupay wala liya, 16 ka packet bhi aata hai!" In that case, Im glad i bought the packet for 12 INR, there's a packet that comes for 16)

The Curry Pot